Happy Single Woman

After a quick Google search, I found out that there are other single women blogging about their lives too. Bella De Paulo is a Harvard-educated single woman from California and she talks about the positive aspects of being single on her website and has written books about the topic as well. She has also listed resources for “single people who are not whining about being single” and I asked her to feature my blog on her list, http://www.belladepaulo.com/2018/02/list-blogs-single-life/. πŸ˜„

Even though I’m not super happy about being single in Finland (can’t wait to leave!), here’s anyways my list of the positive aspects of my single life with a twist of sarcasmπŸ˜‰:

  1. You don’t have to worry about being cheated on. πŸ’”
  2. You don’t have to shave your legs everyday.
  3. You don’t have to look representable 24/7.
  4. You can poop in peace without worrying your man will smell it. πŸ’©
  5. You don’t have to worry about pointless gossip or why your man was talking to some random woman in a nightclub.
  6. You don’t have to worry about jealous (and racist) people who literally break up relationships for “fun” or to “save the white race”. LOOLZZ. πŸ˜†
  7. You can super quickly and easily move to a new country when you don’t have any “baggage” like a husband or a kid. πŸ˜‚ βœˆοΈπŸ—Ί
  8. You can flirt with hot guys all you want and go to nightclubs, parties and events and be the fun and flirty you without having to worry about your man getting jealous. πŸ˜„πŸ’ƒπŸ½
  9. You don’t have to worry about getting pregnant or using birth control pills that make you a total raging psycho. (Yes, I tried them once. Hormone pills are not my thing.)
  10. You can cook your healthy vegetarian/ vegan food without stressing what your partner will eat and you don’t need to cook his nasty meat for him. πŸ₯•πŸ₯¦
  11. You can have as many cats as you like. 😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
  12. You can eat cake, ice-cream, chocolate and biscuits as MUCH as you like without having to worry about getting fat since nobody will see your body anyway. 🀣🀣🍦🧁🍰🍩🍫
  13. You can drink wine and vodka everyday without having to worry about neglecting your child or forgetting to cook for your husband. 🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸
  14. You can spend your extra money (after bills) on make-up, shoes and dresses instead of baby diapers and birthday gifts for your husband. πŸ‘ πŸ‘—πŸ’„
  15. You don’t have to stress about doing stuff in bed that your man demands you to do.
  16. You can get away with saying stupid shit by simply saying you’re a single woman, aka “insane” in many cultures. So what do I know, I’m just a “foul-mouthed crazy single woman, so STFU!” πŸ€£πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
  17. You can join 20 dating sites and flirt and talk with men all over the world and pick your favorites. You don’t even need to meet them, but friendly online conversations will be refreshing and boost your self-esteem. πŸ’ƒπŸ½
  18. You can spend your time and money on getting an education, a Bachelor’s, Master’s or a PhD degree instead of getting a boob job, because men will anyway choose boobs over brains. πŸ˜„You also don’t have to renew your college degree every 10-20 years like breast implants require. You can then read your knowledge out loud to your cats on a sexy Saturday night at home. πŸ€“πŸ“š
  19. You don’t have to worry about your emotions, because single people don’t need to be “vulnerable” to anyone. You can just continue to be an ice cold bitch. Lolz.
  20. You don’t have to worry about ever being dumped because you are married to yourself and if you need a cuddling buddy, your cats will love you to the moon and back. 🐱❀️
The good thing about being single is that you can get drunk everyday and not have to worry about neglecting your kids and feeding your husband. πŸ˜›πŸΈπŸ·πŸ‘πŸΌ

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